Since it was a Baptist Church in Eldorado, Texas that assisted the Texas CPS
in stealing over four hundred (400) children from their parents I thought it
would be appropriate to provide you with the latest news about Baptist activity
in that area of the
Our Spurious Reporter* in Eldorado Texas overheard this
conversation between the local Baptist Preacher and one of the members of his
So what's the problem with your daughter?
Well, she doesn't do anything I tell her. She wears her great-grandmother's
clothing and claims virginity is something to save for her future husband.
How could she possibly think such a thing?
Well, she's been reading the Bible a lot lately.
How in the world did she get a Bible? Don't tell me. She got hold of both the
New and the Old Testaments?
That's right, she got that Jew Bible, the Old Testament, but certainly not from our church. You
only hand out New Testaments and your own books and writings. You never supply a
new believer with an entire Bible. When a young person responds to the alter
call you do your best to make them a member and get them into activities with
the youth group. That's where my daughter belongs, with a bunch of young boys
who've got more testosterone than they can handle. We can't trust the Bible to
steer her right. We've got to get her in with some good Christian boys.
That's true, but I still don't understand. What's gotten into your daughter to
cause her to read the Bible and to save her virginity as a gift for her future
I don't know Preacher. I just can't put a handle on it. We've brought her up
right. We even took her to the doctor so she could get on the pill but she
refuses to take it. And then you remember how she had an allergy to Ritalin? The
doctor says she can't be put on any mind controlling drugs and we haven't been
able to stop her religious urges and it's getting worse. She's going off to
Bible meetings every night.
Ah, sounds like she's in some kind of cult.
Yeah, cult. That's it. They rent the local Methodist church when it's not in
Oh, you've got to be kidding! A cult is meeting at the Methodist church? What do
they call themselves?
Let's see now, oh yes, Bible believing Christians, that's it. They're Bible
believing Christians. They've even got a website.
Well, here's the plan. You just call up Texas Child Protective Services and tell
them that you truly believe that your daughter became a woman on the day she had
her first menstrual cycle. They'll come over and pick her up and put her with a
good family, one that believes in fornication, adultery, and homosexuality. Oh,
don't worry about your safety. They won't touch you. It's the children they want.
Note: Note:Both the Old Testament and the New Testament are God's word. If you or your church teach that the Old Testament is of less value than the New Testament then it is very likely that you are a Jew hater and that you consider the people of the Old Testament to be less human than those born after the New Testament was written. Repent!
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Pastor Don Milton is an Evangelical Christian