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Say What?: Laura Bush - First "Lady" or First "Slut!"

Posted by: Pastor_Don_Milton on May 06, 2005 - 02:53 AM
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"First Lady Laura Bush" has decided that filthy jokes in public are just fine and her husband, President George W. Bush, has encouraged her to make such filthy jokes. What's worse is that the Christian Press and the Major Christian Websites are keeping their mouths shut about it!

This Silence of these "Christians" is the very reason that we take NO TAX EXEMPT STATUS at ChristianMarriage.com and we don't keep our mouths shut regardless of who is sinning and today it's the President of the United States! Do the other "Christian" ministries fear losing their precious government handouts? I certainly can think of no other reason why they have failed to comment o­n this incident.

Let me first frame the discussion so that you'll understand why I believe that President George W. Bush has sinned greatly. First, President Bush has stated repeatedly that he is a Born Again Christian and that he prays and that he knows when people are praying for him. My family and I often mention the president in prayer. We believe, as do most Christians, that leaders are chosen by God and deserve honor so long as they hold the office in high esteem. I have told you who I thought George W. Bush was.

Now here's who I am:

For you to know the depth of my convictions o­n this I have to give you some background o­n myself. In 1980 I was a paid staffer o­n the Reagan for Presdent campaign and have pay stubs to prove it. During the campaign I was personally introduced to President Reagan (Then candidate Reagan) o­n the tarmac of the airport in Seattle where he landed. I shook hands with him and exchanged words. During Bush senior's visit to Seattle I was in charge of coordinating security with the Secret Service at the downtown office for the Reagan For President office. I Met Bush senior at that time, shook hands, and exchanged words with him as well. I have a hand signed letter from both President Reagan and then campaign manager but later CIA director, Bill Casey. Both letters thanked me for my dedication and involvement in the Reagan for President campaign. In the 1990s I was the Chairman of the 37th district Republicans in Washington State. I voted for every Republican President since Ronald Reagan. I have high expectations of Republicans. In other words, I am a Right Wing Pro-Life Christian Conservative. I am not a group, I am a person with long ties to conservative Christian campaigns. I will speak out when betrayed.

At a recent event, President George W. Bush dishonored the office of the presidency and showed himself to be a weak man. Yes, Mr. President, you're weak! You have allowed your wife to go in public and joke that you grabbed the penis of a male horse and "milked" it thinking that its penis was a female horse tit!

Should things such as this even be talked about? You have forced decent people to discuss indecent things! I am tearing my metaphorical robes as I write this! The President of the United States allowing, yes encouraging, his wife to say such things in public?

The other joke that the First "Lady" made concerned going out with her friends to a bar with male strippers and giving the strippers dollar bills in a crude fashion. When I was 21 years old I was told by a woman who went to such a bar what they do with those dollar bills. They fold them in half lengthwise and make them into a cylinder connecting them at the ends. Then the woman giving the dollar billl puts it in her mouth and places it over the man's penis using her mouth! Is this what the First "Lady" joked about when she said that the Vice President's wife, Lynne Cheney was now known as "Dollar Bill?" Or was it o­nly that she was joking that Lynne Cheney, a married woman, was putting a dollar bill into the thong underwear of the male stripper as some have chided me. Oh, forgive me, she "only" stuck her hands down the male strippers pants. o­nly??? Please understand, I know that what she joked about did not actually happen but she joked about it as if such activity were not an abomination.

There is no mild way to take these jokes. It is disgusting that the behavior of the President in allowing this crude performance to go o­n stage has caused public discourse to become crude again. I am certain that I will be blamed for the crude discourse but it was not me who told the jokes. I just explained for those of you who are not news reporters, as the audience was, what the real meaning of the jokes was. I thought we were over the crudeness and the necessity to explain to children what kinds of sins the president committed after President Clinton left office. Shame o­n you President Bush. You have betrayed the Christians who elected you and worse yet, because of your great power, they fear speaking out against you! Your "Faith-Based and Community Initiative" has made their organizations so beholden to you that you have done what 50 years of liberalism could not do. You silenced the Christian Right.

Let me tell the reader here that if you don't think America should be fearing God's wrath right now then you are so backslidden that you cannot be helped. This is the kind of indecency that no practicing Christian ever expected of Laura Bush and never expected to be promoted by George W. Bush for it was George W. Bush who approved this rehearsed piece of trash and keeps such godless writers o­n staff at the White House and that brings up another question. Did the public pay the men who wrote this trash and which Laura Bush performed like a perfect piece of trash?

The most disgusting thing about this is that many of you will think that I'm joking about this; that this article is satire. Har har, you're saying. Everyone jokes. Sorry buddy, there are some things that any decent man would not allow his wife to joke about in public. The First Slut's behavior was worthy of a First Slut so that is the title she has earned herself. Laura Bush is the First Slut of America, not the First "Lady." I say, if you walk like a slut and talk like a slut then you're a slut. Now, since this article first appeared some have complained to me that my words were too harsh and that, after all, the "First Lady" was just pretending, it was a joke. Ok then, I'll change what I call her, she's now the "Faux First Slut."

The following are her filthy comments:

"I am married to the president of the United States, and here's our typical evening: Nine o'clock, Mr. Excitement here is sound asleep, and I'm watching Desperate Housewives" with Lynne Cheney. Ladies and gentlemen, I am a desperate housewife. I mean, if those women o­n that show think they're desperate, they oughta be with George.

One night, after George went to bed, Lynne Cheney, Condi Rice, Karen Hughes and I went to Chippendale's. I wouldn't even mention it except Ruth Ginsberg and Sandra Day O'Connor saw us there. I won't tell you what happened, but Lynne's Secret Service codename is now "Dollar Bill."

She also said:

"But I'm proud of George. He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse."


Note:

With her crude jokes, First "Lady" Laura Bush has made history. She's the first wife of a president to make lewd jokes in public but she didn't stop there. She made two Supreme Court Justices, the Vice President's wife, the Secretary of State, and the President of the United States the butt of those lewd jokes. In addition, she gave legitimacy to male strippers and the lewdest show on T.V., Desperate Housewives. As a member of the Christian Right I voted for George W. Bush thinking he was one of us but have learned with finality that he is not. I am not questioning his salvation. I am questioning whether he is walking with the Lord as he would like us to believe.


Since this article was published more than two years ago there has not been one ministry that has objected as I have to Laura Bush's lewd jokes. Do a search and you will find out that this is the ONLY ministry that has condemned her behavior condemned even more forcefully, the behavior of President George W. Bush for allowing taxpayer funded speech writers to produce such trash.



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